The crying stops when you accept the nature of death.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms

To show sadness, the robot slouches over, hangs its head down and holds a hand up to its face in a gesture of grief.

the Holy Spirit came to me and I thought I’d celebrate so I bought a six-pack of beer because I was really feeling wonderful

I don’t believe that the dog is man’s best friend, unless the man is a hunter.

Injuries such as broken bones and concussions are commonplace, but the event continues to grow in popularity.

she immediately begins an even longer battle with him, despite the fact that she should be absolutely defeated by now.

Something we don't totally understand keeps him frequently hungry.

I used to believe in abstinence. Now I just want to lose because I don’t care anymore.

put it on a sterile growth medium without any bacteria or fungi getting on

While a small whitish or slightly dark scar is fully expected, the appearance of the scar can be minimalized with proper care of the wound.

I then decided to refuse anything I felt was not kosher and not right

I have learned from my mistakes and become older. Now I just want to be together with my family

we live like penguins in the desert, why can't we live like tribes

Listen closer to your mother You can hear ocean roar Sittin' quiet in the corner Put another record on God hates a coward, sonny

I wanted to go on the ships to fight the demons. "No, son. You will be kill by demons."

Beware of practicing your piety before others in order to be seen by them; for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven

I remember when you couldn't find organics at the typical grocery store.

The two have barely spoken since. There were other troubles to deal with as well

Many families of disappeared persons are living in fear and those that come forward can only expect compensation for their losses, it said

And so long as we go on trying to realize our ideals by bad or merely inappropriate means, our good intentions will come to the same bad ends.

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.

Lay down my hand the next move is yours. As you undress me with your frozen eyes...Why must God punish me this way

it's obvious to you why these story beginnings aren't very good, then you probably can write a bad one of your own

you choked the life from me I cried with pain; can barely speak your name

What is the abomination of desolation? Will the antichrist defile the end times Temple in Jerusalem?

she says the rest of the rising numbers of operations are people who are suffering gynaecomastia

Apparently in the UK a man cut his own head off with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out his home.

They were never allowed to watch TV when I was there — but often they would be watching it when I arrived.

Landlord prosecuted for failing tenants living in cockroach-infested house

Prisons now house three times more people with serious mental illness such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and major depression

Bitches love me ‘cause they know that I can fuck.

I will sing my best for you tonight

I was complaining about having to shoot a bottle of vodka one day as a class assignment. Boring.

is just about the most awesome thing we’ve seen all day

Use Oil daily, morning and evening, on the forehead and behind the ears.

birth control for couples that have decided that their family is complete

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